'You Know You're a Mom When...' by Leah Coleman

1.'you think to yourself "finally...a moment of quiet" when you go to the bathroom'
2.'a date with your husband goes from dressing up and going out to making coffee and sitting at your dining room table after the kids are in bed'
3.'your body tenses up when you hear a child start to cry'
4.'you smile to yourself and think "it's not mine this time" when someones child is upset at the store'
5.'you never tire of hearing "Mommy, I love you"'
6.'even with your third child the "firsts" are just as exciting'
7.'you notice, even more, the "appropriate and not appropriate" shows on t.v.'
8.'traveling becomes "moving" since you have to pack EVERYTHING'
9.'"sleeping like a baby" has a WHOLE new meaning...(up every three hours...or more)
10.'conversations with your husband go from dreams about the future to "So, what exactly was the consistency of the diaper??"'

I have been thinking of the funny things that occur after having children. Thought I'd share some of them with you. The list is endless. Share some of your own, if you would like.